Hey, bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey, bitch, just tell us how you feel. You wish for a

sign from above. Well, here's a podcast about voice x fucking dating and love. Seek treatment.

If you're boring and fun, seek treatment. If you're unlucky and love, seek treatment.

If you just can't take a hit, we'll seek treatment. With cat and cat.

Hey, this is Mrs. Catherine. This is Esquire Downboots Patrick Cabochino. This is a little

podcast that some people even Vulture Magazine once called speak treatment. Yes, at the dawn of time,

a lot of people don't know this part of human history, but one time Vulture mentioned us,

saying now they've moved on to treat me really poorly. They have also treated us good though,

we have to say. You always defend them. No. Vulture treats me really poorly. And they think it's

really funny. One of my representative of Vulture came to me and said, hey, is it cool that we treat

you poorly? And I said, literally, this is a conversation. I said, I guess I'm out of an event,

of course. Oh my god. I said, just I curse you. Why do you? And this representative of Vulture said,

I think it's really funny. And then that person gem me and said, can I send you my book?

Oh, that's really scary. But guess what? What? Who needs Vulture when the New Yorker Magazine?

Or my Vulture, no. New York Magazine. New Yorker. The New Yorker.

Oh, he's the New Yorker. I always gave us a blurb that was really sexy. So we don't need

Vulture. We don't need new Vulture. We have New Yorker. Please send me a copy of your book.

Now we're so blessed today. We're blessing your timeline. We're blessing your podcast feed with a

classic, a classic guest. And we're so happy to have me live in the studio today. Your ears open

for air and action. Wow. I'm going to be live in the studio. It's amazing. Last time I did this,

I feel like this when we were live in studio, but it was like when it was like in a shake shot.

Totally in Brooklyn. A hundred percent. That was an important part of history.

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