Surgeons, what's the weirdest thing you've had to remove from someone's butt?

I was the patient's family doctor, and took care of him in the family hospital for his short stay after.

He had a cue ball get stuck up there. Not sure exactly what he thought would be the way to get out of it.

We had a lot of trouble getting it out too. The conversation of the surgeons trying to come up with a way to get it out was pretty hilarious.

Hello folks, early commentary from the narrator here.

I've often reflected in our medical videos that they seem to be like one-the-third people

just shoving things up there and pretending that they tripped and fell on them, and then

I saw this entire topic and I just thought, oh boy, and there are a lot of

potential answers to choose from. Enjoy and prepare to feel a lot of sympathetic pain.

ER, doctor here, as a veteran on the job, it becomes hard to distinguish what is weird anymore,

so judge for yourselves. Three lemons, about a foot of a broom handle,

a light bulb, which did not survive its adventure, so many toilet brushes, inserted brush and handle

first, a series of toothpicks, any number of bottles, aerosol cans, stuff like that. And my favorite

one was a simple, regular marital aid. We x-rayed it and the radiologists

report read, there is an approximately 15 centimetre cylindrical foreign body and the large

intestine extending proximally from the rectum. Judging by the indistinct outline of the foreign body,

I suspect it is still turned on. Had a guy come in with a capped section of PVC pipe filled with mercury because he liked

the sloshing when he'd jerk and his turkin, had to call hazmat, and security also had to be

called when he became violent because they wouldn't give the mercury-laden pipe back.

ER nurse. I've seen baseballs, loads of the actual correct toys for the insertion, cans of soda, and vegetables. There should be a public service announcement about using those marital aids in the butt. It needs to have the jewels, or just some sort of base, so that it doesn't get lost up there. Women's toys don't need them, as there's only so far up that they'll go.

A doctor I worked with once told a man, it's okay if you want to put things up your butt,

you just have to use the right things.

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