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Do you find it generally very hard to get the exact right temperature?

Well, currently in the Inbetween Zone, aren't we? Which is, October is an absolute.

Exactly, that's why it's particularly difficult time of year to get that right, isn't it?

How many layers, fleece or not fleece, wool?

Too early for your thermals, isn't it?

Too early for your thermals, you need to keep it waterproof for sure.

The ultimate outfit really would be your naked inside a huge balloon.

Oh, yes.

That's the perfect October guess up.

Keep talking.

Is it a semi-transparent balloon or a fully transparent balloon or opaque balloon?

A semi-transparent, so that people know you're in there, kind of frosted glass style.

Okay.

So they know you're in there, but they can't see that you're naked, nobody wants to see you.

You're brocated within or are you just, you're just going to squeak about?

I think you probably begin to lubricate it just with your own oils.

So flu-recating, okay.

That's clever.

Yeah.

So it's your head sticking out the top.

Because in which case you're going to get a mercy surprise when you try and roll yourself down the shops.

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