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The Daily Zeitgeist

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🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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The guys are riding (precariously) high off of another Arsenal victory! They talk Max Dowman's magic moment, Chelsea's "HuddleGate"... thing, and check in with the rest of the league in match week 30!

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0:00.0	Hello from on high at the top of the Premier League table.
0:09.8	It is I, Arsenal FC, as we cast our gaze down upon the table.
0:16.0	What a glorious sight.
0:17.4	What a wonderful week of football.
0:19.2	What, as Chris says, we're even closer to knowing how this is going to end.
0:24.2	Three points closer. Three points closer. Maybe it's going to happen. I don't know.
0:29.6	But it's time to get into this week's action and you know we kick it off this way. Chris
0:34.3	Martin, give us many words or phrases to describe how you're feeling about this last week of football.
0:39.9	Pulled mushroom, chili conkani.
0:44.2	Okay.
0:45.3	Okay, this is a vegan, this sounds like a vegan alternative to a chili.
0:48.7	It's a vegan alternative, yeah.
0:50.1	Okay.
0:50.9	I was in a, I'm in North London.
0:53.0	I'm in Crouch End.
0:54.4	I'm walking distance from the Emirates.
0:56.4	I went to a pub last night to watch the game.
0:59.3	I ordered a pulled mushroom chili conkani while the game was on.
1:06.6	Okay.
1:06.9	I ordered it, lads, in the 20th minute of the game.
1:12.5	Mm-hmm.
1:13.2	And this is a British pub, right?
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