Sure, but have you ever been to an aquarium?

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Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Left to their own devices once again, Elliott and Steve DIVE into the world of aquariums, upcoming films from long-dead (practically jurassic) franchises, and whether evolutionary panentheism offers a glimpse into the inherent meaning of life. It's your typical Valleycast, by which we mean... life-changing. Ever been to an aquarium? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap We adopted Brock.

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0:00.0	And I said, with SeaWorld out there and all these other, and like the Monterey Bay Aquarium, I'm like, this is bullshit, dude.
0:10.7	I caused a ruckus.
0:12.5	Why even have fish still in the ocean when we built things for them?
0:17.3	Hello?
0:17.8	Yeah.
0:19.6	Fuck fish, dude.
0:21.5	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.
0:28.0	I don't know how it goes.
0:30.5	I think it starts with your show.
0:34.0	I saw this video dude of a catfish this morning that was flopping its way across sand to try to get to like water.
0:47.5	And I almost posted on my story with just the big word idiot because I was like,
0:53.7	what are you doing what an idiot he's like
1:00.0	he's like everyone's like this is incredible like beautiful nature I'm like no that's a stupid
1:05.2	fish that's like well I'm going to go up here now moron go home anyway someone told that fish why don't you try drowning
1:14.1	why try drowning a little bit before you start trying to walk took us a long time this idiot
1:21.8	thinks it can just do it at the first try i don't think so yeah it's i mean animals are
1:27.1	the i wish they weren't so stupid.
1:29.3	Me too.
1:30.3	I wish they were a little bit smarter.
1:32.7	I actually went to the Long Beach Aquarium yesterday.
1:36.0	I do really like aquariums.
1:38.1	I love aquariums and, you know, Long Beach Aquarium is cute and it's, you know, it's a little small, but it's cute.
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