Superstitious Car Wash

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Cash and T.J. discuss inappropriate foster parents, heroin success stories, ballbusting, biodegradable gum, The 4th of July debacle, billboard ideas, good hotel strategy, cotton candy limits, and if reflecting water makes you look fat. This is the episode you shouldn't miss because it precedes the next one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	answering the questions you don't have.
0:07.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:12.0	To deep conversations in the shallow end. Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:17.0	Intelligent-ish. intelligent is. This is caching in with t.
0:27.0	This is caching in with t.J Miller.
0:30.0	Do d'Ddddd d'Doh d'doh d'doh d'doh d'hoo. Oh I uh. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. O. I. Uh, uh, yeah.
0:37.0	Bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum.
0:39.0	Welcome to caching in with T. J. Miller. I'm cash levy. And our special guest today is T.J. Miller. I'm Cash Levy and our special guest today is T. J. Miller.
0:45.6	Hi, hey everybody, how are you? Philosophy, advice, wisdom. We're going to change your lives one podcast at a time.
0:53.0	We're going to ruin lives every 10th podcast.
0:54.9	And we're asking the great questions so that you don't have to answer them.
0:58.8	We're answering the great questions so you don't have to ask them.
1:01.6	I said Gait.
1:07.0	Answering the great questions so you don't have to ask them. Hey, let's kick this off as we do every week with the triple banger lightning round.
1:12.0	The morning triple banger lightning round.
1:14.0	Is it okay to be stoned at a funeral?
1:16.0	I think yes because everybody grieves in their own way.
1:20.0	I think it depends if you got stone with the person that died.
1:23.2	You think that's the, yeah, okay.
1:24.6	He would value that.
1:26.3	If you ate nothing but cotton candy, how soon would you die?
1:30.4	I think you'd live longer than you'd want to you know I think after about six months of eating cotton candy you wish you'd wish you were dead and also what a terrible situation you had to have been in that you're only allowed to eat cotton candy?
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