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The Rewatcher

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The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.52K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The Scoobs turn to Johnathan for help when a nest gets nasty, and even though Buffy can’t get Faith’s fookery out of her head, she can tell something isn’t quite right with Jonathan. Meanwhile, Tara gets beaten by a grody beige demon, and Xander and Anya bicker over whether or not Anya moaned Jonathan’s name in a tender moment. Rewatch, listen, & laugh as Nanabob drops her second album, Ash has a sad first for the series, and Xander and Anya get a long overdue couple name! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0

Hey Prime members you can listen to the Re-Watcher Buffy the Vampire Slayer early and

0:06.1

add free on Amazon music Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

0:20.0

Riley does not fuck.

0:22.0

Riley makes love.

0:23.2

Pop a lactate, we got an ice cream demon.

0:25.5

Did you just eat like all the oysters that legal seafood says to offer?

0:29.5

Like McDonald's, she's loving it.

0:31.6

He needs multiple choice for that because he doesn't know the answer.

0:35.4

Befelda! The buffetsma. You know, wash your mouth out with soap.

0:40.1

Girl, kitties are out. She scoops them up together.

0:44.4

Like whoop, whoop,

0:45.4

Riley's vanilla baby.

0:46.4

He is a he's vanilla baby.

0:48.4

He won't even choke you.

0:49.8

Willa doesn't have a dad-as.

0:51.0

She has a booty butt.

0:52.3

If your hand is in the air, shut up, it's not.

0:54.4

Tara, she grandfather clocked it.

0:56.7

Freaky Freddie with fucking yope.

0:58.7

That's another episode that could have just been called sex.

1:05.0

Sex.

1:06.7

Yeah, that's it.

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