Last time Arsenal won, I was even fertilized.

No!

I'm 21 years of age.

Listen!

The greatest state of my life, I've the of the clubs is nappies. Napis! 22 years we've been waiting for this. Look at the streets of London. No club can do it like this. No God! No, don't worry. We're not going to become a football show for the night. It's not our wheelhouse. I'm sure my football analysis does not cut the mustard. But I just thought, you know, the news tends to be quite miserable. Lots of people having a bad time. I thought it was nice to start and with some people enjoying themselves for once. Of course, that was Arsenal fans celebrating winning the Premier League for the first time in 22 years. Aaron, public expressions of joy.

We could do football analysis if you want, but I was just going to go a bit soppy

and say how nice it is to see everyone getting together.

Big crowd.

Having a great time.

Isn't it predictable that Michael Walker goes, soppy, the minute a London club wins,

the Premier League, the London-centric Navarra Media promotes the winning team

the minute there from inside the M25.

Oh, so predictable, Michael.

Something to that, although

the thing is that Manchester City win it every year, right?

So they don't go so crazy.

It has to be a team who haven't won it for a while for it to matter.

This is going to upset some of our audience, but Manchester City aren't as some old-timers would say,

aren't a proper club.

They are a proper club. They are a proper club.

They won titles and European trophies before the oil money came in, but they're not Liverpool,

Man United, Arsenal.

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