It's October, Big Phib listeners, so obviously we are all about Halloween here at Big Phib HQ.

From spooky scarecrows to creepy crawly spiders, we've got what you need to get in the mood for the scariest month of the year.

Enjoy, if you dare.

Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity belt

dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a delorian. Would I lie? It's hard to say

Hands on fire one's a liar the other is telling the truth

Hands on fire it's down to the wire.

Can you figure out who's who?

From Protection, Kansas, This is Pants on Fire!

And now here's your host, Deborah Goldstein.

Welcome to Pants on Fire, the game show where kids choose between the valiant victory of truth

and the villainous viciousness of lies.

I'm your host, Deborah Gold, Steve.

I love her.

Yeah, then over there, that's our robot Lisa, which stands for live in studio audience.

Yeah, and I'm also like a sound genius?

I don't know if I call you genius necessarily.

Well, have you heard this one?

Have you ever heard of like when a bird sees another bird and is like are you a turtle it's like this

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