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🗓️ 6 June 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | The five-pound meal deal from McDonald's. |
0:02.0 | Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets, and a medium soft drink for guess what? |
0:08.0 | That's right, five pounds. |
0:10.0 | It's not called the five-pound meal deal for nothing. |
0:14.0 | From 11 AM, not available on delivery. |
0:16.0 | Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply. |
0:18.0 | Participating restaurants, subjects availability. |
0:20.0 | My shirt's fucking radically cool, but I don't want to over talk about. |
0:23.1 | But no one knows what it says. |
0:25.3 | It's an old beat-up shirt I've had for 30 years. |
0:27.7 | All right. |
0:28.1 | I'm coming in for the look. |
0:29.4 | Don't be alarmed. |
0:31.0 | GP? |
0:32.3 | Oh, that's a GLP. |
0:33.8 | What are you going to die a fucking drug? |
0:37.6 | GP. I don't know what it is, for real. |
0:39.1 | General practitioner, bitch. |
0:41.7 | I don't know if it's that, bitch. |
0:44.9 | If you had bitch the end of everything, and I know it might offend people, it's funny. |
0:49.2 | What do you want for lunch? |
0:51.7 | A hamburger, bitch. |
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