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The Commercial Break

Superblow 2026!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

EP893: Bryan and Krissy are SO ready for Superblow 2026! It's gonna be a rocking good time Kidrock, Kidrock and.....other people! Enjoy then show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

on this episode of the commercial break i thought all those gambling companies were flush with cash

0:15.3

aren't they i guess not if they can't make their payments i mean and you would think with the media rights to all of the... Here's the thing is that when I was watching the Braves on the Fanduals network or what was called Bally's Sports. Yeah, Ballet Sports, that's right. Which I think Bally's owns Fandual, I guess. I don't know. Who fucking... Owl. Yeah, the emoji. I don't know. I have... Ow. Yeah, the emoji.

0:38.6

I don't know.

0:39.0

I have my own emoji.

0:40.9

Like, Apple made me an emoji with, you know, with a bald head and a big girl out.

0:46.8

Oh.

0:48.0

And whenever I press that particular emoji, instead of being a small emoji in the middle of a sentence, it just automatically sends it as one huge emoji with me going, hello.

0:58.0

That looks like a fucking asshole.

1:02.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:07.0

Go 30 at the morning!

1:08.0

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break.

1:11.9

I'm Brian Green.

1:12.6

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Haudley.

1:15.9

Best to you, Chris.

1:16.8

Best to you, Brian.

1:17.8

Best to you out there on the podcast and streaming audience.

1:20.0

Thanks for joining us.

1:20.9

We just got done with a lovely conversation with the brand new host of the CW Smash Game Show Sensation Scrabble.

1:31.2

None only, the one and only, none other than Craig fucking Ferguson.

1:37.4

Personal hero of mine, and I don't say that lately.

1:39.6

He is, there was no other television show, like the late, late show with Craig Ferguson. It was really good. In history. It would go down as the best. Ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. As my son would say. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Craig was just as funny and witty and charming and his intelligent.

2:01.0

He's a Scottish guy, so he can say anything. Good looking. Yeah, he can say fuck you and it would sound nice. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's good looking. He's fucking handsome. That dude is handsome. I loved his hair. I got the Irish side, not the Scottish side, so I'm not going that direction. Yeah, he's a silver bullet now, dude. No, not a lick of color in that hair, but he looks better than ever.

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