Super Wild Card Weekend, Lions First Playoff Win In 32 Years, Cowboys Get Embarrassed And Hank Calls In From Dallas
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 15 January 2024
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Super Wild Card weekend, we start with fastest 2 minutes. (00:00:00-00:07:14) We then talk about every game from the weekend Texans 45, Browns 14 (00:07:14-00:29:22) Chiefs 26, Dolphins 7 (00:29:22-00:50:05) Packers 48, Cowboys 32 with a special report from Hank in Dallas (00:50:05-01:25:30) Lions 24, Rams 23 with a special call in from Detroit Don (01:25:30-01:41:53) We then talk Eagles/Bucs preview (01:41:53-02:01:59) and who's back of the week (02:01:59-02:18:03).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, Super Wild Card Weekend recap, we only had four games, we'll get to why the other game was moved, we're going to talk about the four games that were played. Hank is going to join us from Dallas. You thought that we weren't gonna let him go down to Dallas to see his cowboys be absolutely brutalized in the playoffs. Of course, you're gonna let him go. So he's gonna zoom in from Dallas and give us a full recap of what happened to the wall, what happened to his knee or ankle or whatever, whatever appendage happened to swing very hard into that wall. It's gonna be great to hear from him. We also have to preview the Eagles box because someone did a future me problem. That would be Max saying, we'll save it for Sunday. And we're gonna also do who's back of the week. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Game Time. You shouldn't have to worry when you're buying tickets to your next big event. |
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| 4:47.1 | We're gonna take it down to our reporter who's on the scene, Henry Lockwood. This is AI Hank Lockwood. I'm in the Big D where Jordan Love was in the air. As Romeo and Juliet Dobb said, who cares about the age difference to all the haters who said the Green Bay Packers couldn't win because they had the youngest team in the league. |
| 5:04.5 | Dack Jones needed an Alabama field sobriety test |
| 5:06.8 | the way he was driving the ball down the field, |
| 5:08.7 | hoping to lure a future Dallas... to all the haters who said the Green Bay Packers couldn't win because they had the youngest team in the league. Dac Jones needed an Alabama field sobriety test the way he was driving the ball down the field, |
| 5:08.5 | hoping to lure future Dallas Cowboys legend Bill Bellichick who seems to prefer bad quarterbacks these days. |
| 5:14.0 | People are looking at Dac and saying that motherfucker isn't real, just like the lighthouse. |
| 5:17.9 | There is a long list of Cowboys playoff collapses. |
| 5:21.2 | Enough to make an entire Mount Rushmore and this one definitely belongs on it even though I wouldn't pick it in Mount Rushmore season because I am sadly very bad at choosing Mount Rushmore's. Packers 48, Cowboys 32. We finished in Detroit where the Lions had the eye of the tiger. Den, den, den, den, den, den, den, den, den, den, den, den, Puk on the Kuhn on tried to kidnap the governor of Michigan's heart, going for 181 yards in a touchdown. But it's hard beating golf in the playoffs when going up against his former is commanding an unstoppable grit legendary capability and dependability to we've all spent time Seat time as it in the biz, behind the wheel of a Silverado. |
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| 7:25.8 | Okay, Super Wild Card weekend, not in the books. |
| 7:29.7 | Two-thirds of the way done. |
| 7:31.5 | We watched football weekend. |
| 7:33.2 | It was pretty great. |
| 7:34.0 | It was pretty great. |
| 7:34.9 | Most of the game's stonk until the end. |
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