Super Wild Card Weekend, Fastest 2 Minutes, Chargers Choke, We Were Right About The Vikings And Who's Back Of The Week
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 16 January 2023
⏱️ 140 minutes
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Super Wild Card Weekend. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then recap the games from an awesome weekend of football. (00:00:00-00:08:18) Niners 41, Seahawks 23 (00:08:18-00:31:07) Jags 31, Chargers 30 (00:31:07-01:07:18) Bills 34, Dolphins 31 (01:07:18-01:27:03) Giants 31, Vikings 24 (01:27:03-01:47:11) Bengals 24, Ravens 17 (01:47:11-02:00:57) We finish with who's back of the week. (02:00:57-02:19:35)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, super wildcard weekend, we're gonna recap every game, five games, it was an incredible weekend of football, we're gonna talk about all of them, we're gonna maybe talk a little bit about being dead ass right |
| 0:25.3 | about the Vikings. I'm not going to take a victory left. I'm not either. Hank being dead ass wrong. We have a lot to get to. It's going to be a great, great show. Nothing better than talking football with the boys. We're going to start with fastest two minutes to a little who's back at the end. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Cors Light. When When you're juggling work, family, and life in general, things can feel chaotic. |
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| 2:01.4 | Now in the street there is violence and then a lot of stuff worth to be done No place to hang out all washing and then I can't play all on the sun Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too. He let's break our value And then we'll take it higher It's a rock and a rock and don't do. He let trick our brand new. And then we'll take it higher. Oh, we got a rock and don't do. It's a rock and my take is in it by barstays sports. Welcome to part of my take today is Monday, January 16th. Super wild card weekend. What? What? What? What? Football. What? The game we love. We starred in San Francisco, Brock Brock, who's there? Party. Party who? Party, pretty good, as the Niners took on the Seahawks with Mr. Aerelvin at the helm. Everyone thought it would be a blowout until DK have a good day. That's two showed up scoring twice and giving Seattle a first half lead. In the second half, San Fran said, fuck it, let's rock out with our Purti throw it around the yard. Debo Samuel Cook said these debacks can't stay with me. Cause I'm run for TD and the route was on. But don't feel bad, C Hawks fans. This season was a success as Wilson, King of Interceptions had the internet lay their hate on him and you're still having fun Seattle, Niners 41, Seahawks 23. Whip, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, wh of Sante's in Fernow throwing four interceptions and almost going full Peterman. The crane rose to the top as Austin Creme Pie Echlor exploded twice inside the Inzone. Unfortunately for the Chargers the game is 60 minutes long and let's go Brandon Staley picked a terrible time to be conservative as he'll have plenty of time to watch games from his basement in the future. The Chargers Chargering is a tale as old as time, and on Saturday night they |
| 4:27.2 | lorenced and repeat the same tragic tale as the Jaguars took a big chug of their trevverage full of Michael's secret stuff at halftime and came back for the shocking win. The Jaguars are Jaguars! 31 Chargers! Third, I always say it was always the Jaguars. It was always. In Western New York, the Bills were playing with an extra pep in their step, as Hamlin continues his remarkable recovery. The scoring started with Dawson, I am the one who knocks, as he exploited the Dolphin's defense with too much speed, and Skylar White Thompson hung around with way too much screen time |
| 5:06.5 | Annoying Bill's fans all afternoon |
| 5:08.7 | Both teams took their shots back and forth except for it's no worse than a common coal |
| 5:15.0 | Beasley who disobeyed the Dolphins man to mandate to stay out of their end zone |
| 5:19.3 | What ultimately did the Dolphins in was an inability to understand Mike Tyson McDaniels as he called plays in late all afternoon And their season faded into Bolivia No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills pills 34 dolphins 31 Over to Minnesota where Tesla owner Daniel Jones was trying to quit school as he was on auto drive all afternoon The giant's offense had their a-ha moment as Say quad me say quad me ran through the television for two touchdown TJ clockinson uses two hands to make every second count saying watch this as the Vikings tried to build a win brick by brick a very affordable stylist watch brought you by take port going. Brian ready willing and table was a birdie thing as it off its gash minnesota all day leaving Kirk with one last drive. I'm getting to fourth and eight I'm feeling this you're throwing it way too short I'm feeling this just in his way down field I'm feeling this why did you check down I'm going to 4th and 8th. I'm feeling this. You're throwing it way too short. I'm feeling this. Just in this way down field. I'm feeling this. Why did you check down Kirk? I'm feeling this. They fell short this time. Kirk's throw fades to the summer. Giants, 31. The G-men. Beat the Vikings, 24. We've finished in Cincinnati where the Ravens were up to the task as JK Rowling Dobbins took the Hogwarts Express to the end zone and Baltimore was winning for the first 9-3 quarters of the game until tragedy struck as Sam L. Ron Hubbard levelled up and Tom cruised his way to a 99 yard score changing the entire game. And then the game came down to one final prayer as James Crochet almost needed Baltimore to win, but the ball bounced right in front of him and the Bengals survived. 24-17. Super Wildcard weekend. Brought to you by our friends at Chevy, the commanding unstoppable Chevy Silverado learn more at Chevy comm 2023 is a truck year. This is the year you get your Chevy Silverado This is the year you become a Chevy guy so go or girl check it out The commanding unstoppable Chevy Silverado learn more at Chevy comm the greatest truck ever created go check it them PMT, send you, get a free cup of coffee, free tank of gas, and $100 off your brand new Chevy Silverado, that deal might not be legally valid. Go check them out right now, Chevy.com. Music Hank is making us do the song and trolling us through the song. He just started playing the song because he didn't know how to make us look like a fool. Come on, Hank! Get your head out of the spank, Hank! Hank took him by this carcass and an idiot. All right, well, can part of my day. Super wild card weekend, almost in the books. We still have Monday night football, and I just want to start the show by saying, holy shit, that was so much fun. That was a great two days of football. Five awesome games, like think about it. We this weekend I think there was all there was a little bit of a vibe like oh, you know a lot of young quarterbacks first-time quarterbacks You know maybe not the sexiest matchups Besides the second half of Seahawks 49ers every game Delivered and that game delivered just because they were people Samuel making awesome place like like that was an incredible weekend of football. I love football. We should just be blessed that we got that. I think no matter who you are, even if you hate football like Max, this was a weekend where you had to just sit down and appreciate the gift that is the beautiful game. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. So we have so much to get to but we wanted to just respect football first and say Thank you football because like you I think you need to have those moments where you take a step back You'd be like you know what whether you're your team lost your team won your bets lost your best one bets won Like I lost a lot of bets. Whatever who cares? The football was awesome sometimes it takes having football taken away from you for a brief period of time to really realize |
| 9:45.6 | how much you truly care for it. Those three quarters I'm gonna have for that. We missed out on about two and a half hours of potential football. And guess what, it's funny how the universe works because we're gonna get those back and an extra quarter. Yes, yes. Next weekend. Great divisional round. That's very, very exciting. Alright, so let's get into every game |
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