P-st. Hey, everyone, I don't have much time.

I'm pretending that Elliot and Stuart don't know that I hijacked the feed to record this message.

And I'm pretending that they'd be pretty mad at me if they didn't already know and approve.

Dan? What are you doing in there, buddy? Oh, I'm just, uh, masturbating. There, that ought to buy us some

time. I wanted to tell you about a fun stretch goal for the Max Fun Drive. As many of you know,

I am an Emmy-winning TV comedy writer. I know it's surprising to me too, but the entertainment world right now is a little, well,

let's be nice and just call it horrifically broken.

But I keep writing.

So I'd like to offer one of my favorite projects that I did, one that may not

otherwise ever be seen to you, the listener, and Max Von supporter, if we get 1,000 new

or upgrading members during this drive. If we do that, I will take an original TV comedy

script that I have written and turn it into

a fully produced audio theater presentation with sound effects, music, and the closest thing

to a celebrity cast that I can assemble from people I personally know and are willing

to do me a favor.

What's the script?

It's called Fly Scraper.

Fly Scraper!

It's about a failing PBS station that has banked its pledge drive on an unseen 70s TV show

because that TV show was created by an esteemed American novelist. But they find out the

show they've been counting on is a high concept, cheeseball, disaster, garbage, piece of crap about a

flying high-rise apartment building called a fly scraper. Does this script have a weird premise?

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