Are your kids still competitive with the Easter egg finding?

There were cross-body shots being thrown yesterday.

Just over a fucking plastic egg.

It was so funny because at three, my kid doesn't give a phone.

He's just like, I found one.

Yeah.

And then I'm like like and then he'll just

put it back down i'm like no no you collect him he's like oh okay started collecting him the other

kid who's like about like eight months older than him was flying through the yard trying to catch him

and but my kid he's still found a ton and then when it came to sit down he like opening a bunch of jelly

beans filled out and he was

like ugh which by the way the correct response yeah he should not be putting shit loose in there

this loose but then he but then like the things that were like a toy he was like oh yeah you know

like the little sticky rubber hand we used to just fucking yeah that like on a long

ass thing he he was fucking loving that the candy he's like no dude these m&Ms are like I don't

even know I've never seen anything so soft before oh they're like pre they've been in there's

you know like I softened it up for you.

Yeah, yeah.

When you put the candy shell in your mouth,

trying to get it like,

because then I can get all the candy shop and now it's just a piece of chocolate. Now it's just a piece of chocolate. Yeah, except so, so much worse, by the way. I always did that growing up, but it's like, no, these are designed to be crunched through.

You got to crunch those motherfuck.

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