Super Mario Bros The Movie (1993)

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Trust the fungus (and Holden and Jake) as we take Dinohattan with Mario Mario and Luigi Mario! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Hey, it's me.
0:16.0	Hey, it's me.
0:17.2	Bob Hoskins.
0:18.7	I'm a great actor, but today I'm fucking hammered, and I'm your bruiser,
0:24.2	Holden McNeely. And it's me, man. You're fucking crazy corporate Bowser, man. Fucking Dennis Hopper,
0:31.8	Gumbas, man. Where's my pizza? I mean, yeah, that's what you want, right?
0:39.7	My crazy fucking Trump Lizard Energy, man, I'm John fucking, fucking Dennis Hopper.
0:45.2	Are you ready for a shit show?
0:47.4	Oh, yeah, ready for a shit show.
0:50.5	All right.
0:51.2	Because we're talking about the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie and man oh man does it
0:56.5	not disappoint. What a fun dumb fuck thing to research all week. The timing is obviously in
1:02.6	conjunction with the upcoming much more safely played, much more crowd pleasing, much more
1:09.3	literally all anybody wanted from a Super Mario Bros.
1:13.7	movie as Super Mario Bros. movie that is about to come out.
1:17.5	And obviously there's never, like, basically this movie, just doing the research for this
1:24.2	1993 Super Mario Bros. movie, it was almost obliterated in the search engine optimization
1:30.5	when trying to do research.
1:32.6	They were like, do you mean the upcoming good Mario movie?
1:35.4	Right.
1:35.7	And it's like, no, bro.
1:37.6	We do not need the good one, dog.
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