Gary Jones is trying to do, you know, what's that thing, that balance beam during gymnastics, that skinny, he's trying to walk the balance beam. It's called the beam. Right? That's a balance beam thing that you walk on. Oh, it's the beam. Yeah. I didn't know if it had some funky name. I was thinking, when you started to talk about, I thought you were talking about the thing the guys hold, you know, to balance themselves on that. Oh, that when you're walking on a while.

Right, right. I like that little image there at the end, the Willendas. The Willendas were big back in the 70s until, you know, sometimes you fall. And I think. Is that what happened? I was just going to go. I didn't know. I didn't...

I wasn't trying...

I was about to make a joke that way.

That's not going to be good.

Yeah. Look, look, I mean, you know, yeah, you got to be wired a certain way to walk on that wire. What? What? There was an incident... Let me just... I'm going to go down memory lane here.

The circus used to come to town in the town I grew up in. And I think there was an incident there. I don't know whether it was an electrocution or whether somebody fell. It was like 1970. And that was one of the years my dad didn't take me to the circus, which is good, because it used to take me all the time when it would come but yeah there was some kind of incident involving the well and

they would do the thing where where like two guys were on a bike and then there was a there was a bar

between them and there was somebody in a chair on top and they all had those beams those beams what do you

call those beams beams or poles but what do you call those beams, beams or polls?

Only you could swing in our Thursday kickoff gay game show here with some death at the

8 o'clock hour. Good way to go. I was, I was inspired by the image of the, uh,

Duma Wollanda's. Again, he struck Somebody else put together. I know.

But anyway, go to Google and Google Walendez in Wheeling, West Virginia, and you'll find

the story, although it may be not a very...

There he is.

Oh, and it's been given the extra color to make it look like a comic comic.

All right.

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