What happened to you today? What's your excuse? Smoke too much weed last night.

Eat a little bit of makeup to be less ugly. You don't need you look good. He loves you all the time.

You're the man. Now, Kirk Cousins on the other hand. Different story. I love them. I love him.

Your wife has a husband who farts. Well, not really. Not that that.

So we got CD Lamb.

Ooh, boo. I don't like Boomer sooner.

I'm the guy who's throwing the past. Jumping over.

Superman. We got Adrian Peterson.

He's from Oklahoma. Oh, you. Boo!

It's all good. You know. Yeah, you own us. And we got Mike Evans. How do you eat your mixed nuts? Um, that's a very funny question. It's Micah Parsons. I mean, you obviously like it because there's one piece left. Thanks, jerk. And it's... Yeah. The pizza guys, Micah.

The pizza.

Do you need the pizza?

I want a damn Old Spice hoodie.

Man.

I...

I...

I...

I...

I...

...want one.

Thank God, Sims isn't here today.

I had enough of that guy. We got Peter King. I was going to say for the next two hours, but not really. We're only going to go for about a half hour because we've got a bunch of guests on tape. But Peter, great to have you here. I've been trying to get rid of Sims all week, and it finally worked. Hello. Hello. Here's the thing about Sims. You know, when I look at him sometimes, I just wonder what is the next humorous thing that's going to come out of his mouth, unintentionally humorous, and something always does. The one thing I love about the guy, and I don't want to say this out loud publicly because I don't want him to hear about it, but he is so naturally self-deprecating. I'm like 99.9% of quarterbacks would ever be. That was what blew me away about him when I first got to working with because I'm thinking, all great. You know, there's an attitude, there's an edge. Yeah. He just says what he says, and if something comes out the way it shouldn't, he just laughs, makes fun of himself,

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