From Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

It's a Christmas miracle day after the Super Bowl.

I am not hiding from a bookie.

That might be a first in my life.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fallup, speaking English exclusively today, unlike

yesterday's halftime show, which, to be honest, I didn't mind.

There's a big cultural hullabaloo going on.

Trump's saying it was the worst thing he ever saw. Guys, if we're being honest, the worst thing

you ever saw was the New England Patriots offense. But we'll talk about it because this is the

dumbest time there's ever been to be alive and take it from a gambler. If the Super Bowl comes and goes and the only thing you're fighting over is the halftime

show, you're actually doing okay compared to most people in my life who are adopting a

fake accent and trying to take out all kinds of lines of credit to get themselves out of

harm's way.

That can't be good.

888-88-98-9910, the phone number, no matter where you weigh in on Super Bowls and everything else going on in the world today. We've got to cover it all. Day nine of the search for Savannah Guthrie's mom. We're going to talk about it with former FBI agent Savannah Guthrie. Excuse me, Savannah Guthrie. Nicole Parker, my head's so wrapped up around that family. Nicole Parker will be here from the FBI. And Chandley Painter is going to be here. You might recognize her as a superstar overnight anchor here on the Fox News Channel. She happens to be a great friend of Jenny and myself, and I want to get her measured take on the Super Bowl. Because the truth is, you know, there's two ways you can go. You know,

everybody's out there being like, oh, it was the worst thing I've ever seen. How did it.

I actually thought the choreography was fine. It was a lot of big booty scantily clad dancers.

Hubba, hubba. I did not think this was like an infringement on American sovereignty.

I thought it was maybe a weak look because he didn't sing in English.

And this is our marquee television event of the year.

Okay.

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