SUPD 830 WHCD recap and Ophira Eisenberg
Stand Up! with Pete Dominick
Pete Dominick
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Today's show recaps the White House Correspondents Dinner and welcomes the always awesome Ophira Eisenberg
Lauded as “hilarious, high risk, and an inspiration,” Ophira filmed her comedy special Inside Joke, when she was 8½ months pregnant. The show’s material revolves around how she told everyone that she was never going to have kids, and then unexpectedly found herself expecting at “an advanced maternal age.” Inside Joke can be found on Amazon and iTunes, along with her two other comedy albums, Bangs!and As Is.
She has appeared on Comedy Central, This Week at The Comedy Cellar, Kevin Hart’s LOL Network, HBO’s Girls, Gotham Live, The Late Late Show, The Today Show, and VH-1. The New York Times called her a skilled comedian and storyteller with “bleakly stylish” humor. She was also selected as one of New York Magazine’s “Top 10 Comics that Funny People Find Funny,” and hailed by Forbes.com as one of the most engaging comics working today.
Ophira is a regular host and teller with The Moth and her stories have been featured on The Moth Radio Hour and in two of The Moth’s best-selling books, including the most recent New York Times Bestseller Occasional Magic: True Stories About Defying the Impossible.
Ophira’s first book, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamyi s a comedic memoir about her experiments in the field as a single woman, traveling from futon to futon and flask-to-flask, gathering data, hoping to put it all together and build her own perfect mate.
She is also sought after as a brilliant interviewer and moderator, and has interviewed dozens of celebrities, writers, and actors.
Originally from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Ophira graduated with a Cultural Anthropology and Theater degree from McGill University. She now lives in Brooklyn, NY where she is a fixture at New York City’s comedy clubs
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I should got the nice threads on you got the jewelry glistening look like everybody got a little piece of that settlement money from Fox News |
| 0:10.2 | And that's all I have to say about that because I'm nothing to have dominion on my ass |
| 0:16.7 | I love to me matter-fait. Let me just say right now my favorite voting machine is |
| 0:22.6 | Dominion voting machines |
| 0:25.6 | When I go to the polls I make sure it is a dominion machine |
| 0:30.4 | that I use |
| 0:33.0 | If your election need to truth put dominion in your booth |
| 0:40.6 | From a deep-abricated solar power garden shed in Rockland County, New York, USA |
| 0:47.0 | This is stand-up with Pete Dominant on today's episode |
| 0:52.3 | Tips on how to pass the time when you're charging the battery on that weedwacker |
| 1:01.6 | And now the podcast host who can't wait to show you his new weedwacker |
| 1:08.9 | Pete |
| 1:10.4 | Dominant you are right about that Pete co that is right |
| 1:14.6 | I've got the lithium powered ego plus weedwacker |
| 1:18.3 | Which is great because you just feed the string right in your press a button it threads it all up |
| 1:23.2 | None of those headaches. Do I sound like an infomercial? I am happy to sell the power tools from that company |
| 1:29.1 | They should be paying me. Thank you Pete. Sorry about your LA kings. I mean your Sacramento kings see |
| 1:35.1 | I don't pay that much attention to NBA basketball |
| 1:37.4 | But apparently the playoffs are happening and some of our some of our listeners are our big fans and very |
| 1:43.5 | Disappointed as Pico was about the the Kings losing to the warriors to California teams |
| 1:49.7 | You know what I'm sorry. I don't care. I apologize to those who do it is May 1st May 1st |
| 1:56.5 | It's the fifth month of the year beginning today everybody. Hello and happy May |
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