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The beauty industry is a scam.

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No, but really.

Kind of feels like a scam, doesn't it?

Like, you'll see ads online for some lotion that has COO

cliopjean number for monel and then they're patented ingredient in it. And they're like, 97%

of the people who use this on their skin report reaching total enlightenment. But right next

to it, there's a product that's the exact same kind of product, but it's like, COKLOPF and

the animal is going to kill you and your children and your dog.

That's for my dog people. It's really hard to tell what's real and what's not, what'll kill

you and what won't, what works to make you look and feel beautiful, and what doesn't.

I don't know. I find myself getting so confused and overwhelmed that I just ask for free samples of everything

everywhere, at every store.

And what of times they give them to you?

That's a hot tip for me.

But then I don't use them, and then I just use Vaseline and call it a day.

Back when I was a beauty reporter, I would get some samples, but they would be for anti-aging

stuff.

And I'd think to myself, do I need to use this for 10 years and then write the article?

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