That's not what an eagle sounds like.

That's not Box Hill. He's not Dutch. That's not a bridge. It's a viaduct. That's illegal. You'd never get an owl to do that. That's not German. You don't get sheep there. He's Scottish. He's Scottish. He's Scottish. It's not Edinburgh. That's Glasgow. That's not the Atlantic. That didn't happen. That's not Liverpool.

She's Scottish. It's not Edinburgh, that's Glasgow. That's not the Atlantic. That didn't happen. That's not Liverpool. She's Scottish. That's not a stork, that's a heron. Trains can't do that. That couldn't happen. Oh, that's magnesium saltpate. You'd never get conifers growing in chalky soil like that. That's not Aberdeen, that's Copenhagen. She's not French. Police aren't allowed to do that. I can't be a female snowy owl. They're not white. She's German. That type of shark only eats plankton. That's not Mandarin. It's Cantonese. You'd never get a mini in there. Well, that's poisonous. That's not Glasgow at Edinburgh.

Bears hate marmalade.

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No-Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Thursday, January 16th, 2025.

I'm Jay Skeets here in the Classic Factory, and alongside me, as. As always, Tasmelis. Podcast listeners, this is for you. Next to him, it's the bearded one.

Atapsia hot boy, Trey Kirby. Hey, oh. And over yonder, he's going through it this morning,

thanks to equipment failing him. It's super producer, JD. I'm instruments only over only over here. Zero visibility. Oh, boy. So you thought it was the monitor that was crapping out. In the end, it might be your switcher. Yeah. And now you're doing this show blind, basically, without what you're telling us? Yeah, I can't see what's coming next. So, you know.

Okay. So, hey, podcast listeners, this really is for you. This one. Yeah, 100%. But this one, 100%. Thanks to everybody joining us live on YouTube, sticking through the delayed show here. We appreciate it. Hit the like button, subscribe. Do it for JD. He needs it today. He needs your support. And make sure you share the show, podcast listeners, five star ratings and reviews. Well, I turn to the Southern lawyer. Would you tip your cap good, sir? We got ourselves a tree. Yeah. Oh, geez, we don't need that. No, no, we don't need this graphic. We have it. We might as well use it.

Okay.

Yesterday, the Charlotte Hornets traded backup center, Nick Richards, and a second-round draft pick to the Phoenix Suns for forward Josh Okoji and three future second-round picks.

So the Sons do something here, Tass.

They did.

And they get a big because the one

starting center that they had, he got the flu, then they moved him to the bench, and then they said, get the hell out of here. I'm talking about Yusuf Nurkich. So they go in Plumdog, they're going with a rookie, and maybe Nick Richards suddenly is their starting center, but they went and got him for Akoji in these second round picks.

Yeah, it's a tiny trade, but they needed something.

They needed a big.

It's a tiny trade, but they needed something.

They needed a big.

It's a pretty simple job that Nick Richards will have with Phoenix.

It's a DRD.

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