The Ethiopian eunuch baptized by Philip is sitting in a cart reading the Bible I don't know the fact they had bibles floating around and Philip goes do you understand what you're reading and he goes no the new Testament didn't even exist yet he He was reading fucking gay-ass old testament.

He's like, man, you can just

fill that stuff out. We don't need it no more.

This is Sunday school.

In Sunday school, you get to say

fucking gay-ass old testament in my Sunday school.

Whoa. Sorry. Okay. fucking gay ass old testament in my sunday school whoa sorry just got a photo of a dirty diaper

sorry well that's also what happens in sunday school you get a photo from the nursery

because your baby's in the nursery? Take them big old...

Pick them big dumps.

Big old honkers.

Today we're here to talk about the resurrection, no?

Yeah, let's talk about the resurrection.

And the black disciple.

The resurrection and the black disciple.

Yeah.

Why is it so hard for me to hear your voice?

Talk again?

Yo.

There you go. Yo, yo um what's funny about judas dude is that um oh shit do you know there's another disciple named judas there's a lot

there's a lot of here's the thing man a lot of johns running around a lot of judas's a lot of judas's a lot of, here's the thing, man. A lot of John's running around.

A lot of Judas's.

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