Sunday Papers w/ Greg & Mike Ep 1: 3/10/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Mike Gibbons and I launch our new series reading The Sunday Paper for the week of 3/10/20. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You've asked for it, we've promised it, we've teased it, now it's happening.
0:14.6	Sunday papers people, Mike Gibbons.
0:17.1	Let's do it.
0:18.1	Greg Fitzsimmons sitting here with what can only be described as the only take on the news that you really need.
0:25.0	We got the paper here, fresh off the presses, it's the Sunday paper, which means,
0:31.0	look, we all get inundated with news from our phones.
0:34.9	Every 15 seconds you're checking.
0:37.6	And it's candy.
0:39.2	It's a sugar high and it goes by fast.
0:41.8	The Sunday paper is something that I grew up with and it's the only paper I get.
0:46.9	It's the end of the week. It sums shit up. The most important story.
0:50.7	They get it. You can read it in a Sunday papers.
0:55.0	Read it in a Sunday paper.
0:57.0	Mike, I'm trying to launch a new podcast.
1:02.0	Are they still listening? They're like all paper.
1:08.0	What? They've already checked their phone and gotten four other stories by now.
1:11.5	Totally. Totally.
1:13.0	Yeah.
1:15.0	Stock market has closed.
1:17.0	If you want news from three days ago, now, this is your place.
1:22.0	If you want an antiquated delivery system for the news that you already heard,
1:26.0	you got the right place.
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