Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 67 6/13/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	I see it coming that's screaming and it's no start of every week, every week.
0:12.0	Read all about it.
0:18.0	Read all about it.
0:20.0	You're not going to need a lot of time to read all about it this week.
0:24.0	This is the late edition or the early edition.
0:27.0	Well, at this rate, it's going to take a long time with your flubs.
0:31.0	Jesus, I have not been able to speak well lately.
0:34.0	I'm finding.
0:36.0	Did you have a gig or something? Don't you have gigs?
0:38.0	I did a gig last night with a little, a little singer named Chris Martin.
0:44.0	Oh, nice. I'm going to eat a donut as you talk.
0:48.0	I did. It was a birthday party for his buddy.
0:52.0	And we did it at this little theater in Malibu.
0:56.0	And he was the most fucking charming guy you've ever met in your life.
1:02.0	Chris Martin from Coldplay, if people don't know.
1:04.0	Yeah, I did a carpool karaoke with him.
1:06.0	Okay, okay, yeah, of course.
1:08.0	So nice.
1:09.0	Yeah, get your, get your fucking name drop in ahead of mine.
1:13.0	I'm dropping a name currently.
1:15.0	Did your gig last night get you an Emmy?
1:17.0	No.
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