Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 65 5/30/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Mike joins TikTok, a Starbucks barista a is fired for mocking a drink and Greg invites The Church of Scientology to kill his dog. Follow Mike Gibbons on Twitter @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I get the news from a guy named Greg.
0:04.0	I get the news from a guy named Mike.
0:08.0	I get the news from a couple of dudes who wouldn't know facts if it would save a life.
0:16.0	Greg hits a mark with a couple of comics.
0:20.0	Mike makes a buck with a couple of shirts.
0:24.0	He doesn't know how the price is positioned.
0:28.0	He is trading his futures.
0:30.0	Read all about it. Read all about it.
0:33.0	There he goes.
0:34.0	You've pulled up to a red light.
0:36.0	Someone wants to squeegee your window.
0:38.0	Someone wants to sell you a newspaper. Read all about it.
0:41.0	Where did it come up with them? Where are the gems?
0:43.0	It's unbelievable. I work all week.
0:45.0	I work all week on those.
0:46.0	What are you standing?
0:47.0	I'm standing.
0:48.0	I'm standing. I'm like one of those cocky sportscaster guys.
0:51.0	Who knows that LeBron is better than Jordan.
0:55.0	I want to argue about it.
0:57.0	That's why you're standing. That's why you're standing.
1:01.0	I need some energy.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Greg Fitzsimmons, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Greg Fitzsimmons and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.