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Welcome to Sunday Papers, everybody. Roll up your sleeves. You're going to get some ink on your fingers. You're going to get some tears on your cheeks. It's the Sunday Papers. There he is, all right. When you got on your hat, Oh, I decided to support. You know, California is constantly burning down. So it's the US Forest Service Department of Agriculture. Where'd you get it? I got it from some douchebag site. I think in fact, they save the money. The money will go to the far. I don't know if it will.

So you donated money and they sent you a hat. No, I just bought this hat, but apparently they can't. I didn't use that logo without some relationship with them. I I like to think. So in your mind, you donated money to the firefighters in my mind. I'm I'm saving lives. Yeah, our our friends are like saving kind of saving vaccines that in my mind, I was saving vaccines.

Speaking of which, yeah, I can't wait. Go ahead, fucker. I got shot, baby, but I did it the right way. I waited in line. I waited line until the people that had appointments got their shots. There was there was thought out, Moderna vaccine that was going to go to waste. And they let about a hundred of us in and I got shot.

Meanwhile, poor people would drive by and see the line. And the line is part of the problem. They don't get out of line. You took someone shot. Just be real.

How long were you working on that spin? No, it was very natural. It just occurred to me. Well, I'll tell you something. First of all, how long are you online? How long are you online? 10 hours. There you go.

And I'm waiting online. And first of all, all the people that were from the neighborhood were pulled off of that line and brought in and and allowed to get the shot before anybody who was waiting for surplus.

Anybody over the age of 60 anybody who was poor. Anybody who is a frontline worker.

Did they have to prove they were poor or they had a barcode or something? It was in South Central. And if you lived in the neighborhood, you were allowed to go. Oh, there's yeah, it was kind of kind of a

really bad neighborhood. And so, um, so I waited. Here's the best part. And they were looking for people over 60 and the guy walks up to me that works there. And he goes, sir, how old are you? And I'm like, fuck you. I'm 54.

Oh, look at you. And they could probably tell you weren't in the right demographic because you were just shouting every one of that extra goat milk for your latte for your bullet proof latte.

Right. I was asking people if they if they did house cleaning because we had an opening.

Okay. There was a there was a girl online. There was this yuppie couple that had come for five days straight and hadn't gotten in. Yeah.

And then she had to take a piss so she went to there was a park with a public restroom. And she came back trembling. And she's like, it was horrible. There was toilet paper with feces on it. And it was.

And so they left. And that was the day they would have gotten in. Oh my god, really. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Now she has to get tetanus shot as well. So now everybody in my family's got it. The son, the daughter, the wife, so we could start traveling. Once I get my second shot on April 1st, you know, that is not the guidance, Greg, not the guidance.

Do you not supposed to think that way? Are you superstitious? I'm thinking if I get it on April 1st, what if somebody fucks with me and they don't give me the right serum.

Well, the real April fools would be they would give you the virus.

Right. So get this. I got tested yesterday.

To see if I had it, even though it's what are we going to have more than a week, almost two weeks, I think. Yeah, but you only got your first shot, right?

I only got my first, but I felt the other day I felt like, does anyone get this? I did get a lot of sun that day.

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