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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 42 12/20/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2020

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Man sues parents for tossing out his porn collection, Florida Man dies of COVID ON a flight out of Orlando & the Bee Gees Doc is off the charts.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's Mike and we're gonna have a really good time

0:06.6

They make us laugh with some paper talking like our dads

0:13.2

Cause it's Sunday and it's Sunday

0:17.0

Read all about it.

0:18.9

Oh Lordy!

0:19.9

It's here hot off the presses, smell the get a little buzz find out about what's going on in the world today with Mike and Greg

0:29.5

Hey, that's my cue. Yes, yes. Come on, where's the energy?

0:33.0

Smell the ink.

0:34.0

You remember when you used to get, I think they called the mimeographs in school?

0:38.0

Yeah.

0:39.0

Yeah.

0:40.0

And it's just, by the way, I mean, it really is like so it's it's like out of the Simpsons.

0:44.8

It's like you just had a natural instinct I think to get high.

0:48.8

Yes.

0:49.8

Kids were just like, I remember pulling up in gas stations and opening the

0:55.2

window like when my parents are filling up on gas when I was a little kid and just

0:58.6

loving the smell of gas. Dude I used to be a gas station attendant I said that was yeah and that was before they had gas Right, there was no, also there was no censor to cut it off.

1:13.4

I remember working in the summer and it was so fucking hot and that gas, you could just see the

1:19.9

waves coming off of the...

1:21.6

Yep. And then back then it was full service then I would I'd

1:25.1

fucking jump around with the squeegee I'd get the squeegee for you they throw you a

1:29.0

buck and then I'd say do you want me to check your oil and they pop it and then I'd say do you want me to check your oil and they'd pop it and then I wouldn't even

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