Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 40 12/6/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2020

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Patriots owner Robert Kraft is off scot-free but the masseuse owes $30k in fines to the court. He’s worth $6B. Adolph Hitler wins an election in Africa and Carole Baskin is this week’s “Florida Man”! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Sunday Papers.
0:07.0	Sunday Papers.
0:08.0	Here the news with the news with Bragging Mike. Read all about it.
0:17.0	about it.
0:20.0	Read all about it!
0:22.0	There he goes. We got stuff. all about it.
0:23.0	There he goes.
0:24.0	We got stuff today about Florida,
0:27.0	Pfizer, and feet.
0:30.0	Oh yeah.
0:32.0	Nice all right. Wow, you're cheering me up. Oh yeah. Literation.
0:33.0	All right. Wow, well you're cheering me up.
0:35.0	It's a tough week out there.
0:36.5	It is a tough week out there.
0:38.0	People are dropping like fucking flies, man.
0:41.7	Not yet. Well, you know, the death rate is up, it's up, you know, it's above, it's between 2,000 and 3,000 people a day,
0:49.0	which if you think about it, that's like 9-11 every day. That's how many people died in 9-11. Well I think about 9-11 every
0:58.8	day because I've been told never to forget. You don't think about them every day
1:02.2	unless a lot of people
1:03.1	die? I can't. I'm thinking about the Holocaust because I was told don't ever forget
1:07.4	the Holocaust. As a matter of fact I need to get a day planner so I can arrange times to think about both Holocaust and 9-11
1:16.2	every day.
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