Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 35 11/1/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2020

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Costco fires the Thai monkeys that were picking their coconuts, Lori Loughlin goes directly to jail, and maybe a little about the election. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get your facts straight.
0:02.0	On the Sunday papers, get you back straight.
0:05.0	We might give it, get your back straight.
0:07.0	On the Sunday papers, get you back straight.
0:10.0	With great rooms in it.
0:12.0	Get your lucky fight strike.
0:17.0	Read all about it!
0:22.0	Read all about it! Two days to the election we're here Sunday Papers
0:28.2	Company alive from Venice Beach, California, Santa Monica, California, Mike Gibbons, Greg Fitzimmons, here with you again.
0:38.0	I forgot, it's kind of scary to think about this is Sunday when people are listening to us because right now it's
0:44.4	1 PM on Saturday West Coast time and who the hell yeah it's getting nerve-racking.
0:52.3	I woke up at 6 o'clock in the morning, my thoughts were racing,
0:56.0	and part of it is the election,
1:00.0	part of it is, I'm realizing that I have very little stand up coming up this year.
1:06.0	I've got Tampa Bay Florida and that's about it and then I've got no writing job I got no income and so
1:16.7	between that and the election I can't fucking sleep I can't think no dude
1:21.6	completely the same story. I woke up full sweat, cold sweat, millenite thinking
1:30.3	how fuck you are. Yeah.
1:35.0	I hope that through this podcast
1:41.0	hundreds of thousands of people are waking up in the middle of the night, thinking
1:45.1	about my situation, as they don't go to my bookie.com to support the show.
1:52.8	I also, the night before I woke up in a cold sweat,
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