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Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 310 4/26/26

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Subscribe to Greg Fitzsimmons: https://bit.ly/subGregFitz Greg is on the road in Southern California and immediately finds himself dealing with a very interactive crowd, including one audience member who overshared in a way nobody was prepared for. From there, Greg and Mike get into Disneyland VIP access, celebrity run-ins, and why John Stamos might be the nicest guy in Hollywood. SPONSOR Miracle Made Sheets Upgrade your sleep with temperature-regulating, bacteria-resistant sheets.https://trymiracle.com/papersUse code PAPERS for 40% off + a FREE 3-piece towel set CONTACT / SUBMISSIONS Send songs, captions, and emails to:fitzdogradio@gmail.com This show is produced by Gotham Production Studios and part of the Gotham Network. https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/studios/ Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: Facebook: https://facebook.com/FitzdogRadio Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Official Website: http://gregfitzsimmons.com Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour Merch: https://bit.ly/GregFitzMerch “Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons” Book: https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82 “Life on Stage” Comedy Special: https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Watch more Greg Fitzsimmons: Latest Uploads: https://bit.ly/latestGregFitz Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/radioGregFitz Sunday Papers: https://bit.ly/sundayGregFitz Stand Up Comedy: https://bit.ly/comedyGregFitz Popular Videos: https://bit.ly/popGregFitz About Greg Fitzsimmons: Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast (https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio), as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons (http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod) and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen (http://childishpod.com). A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years. Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download (https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial). Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82), climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair. Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a reoccurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central. Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show "Idiot Savants." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Read all about it.

0:12.2

Read all about it.

0:15.6

Sunday papers.

0:19.0

All right, where's my energy?

0:20.2

Come on, baby. Let's do it. I'm in Escondido. I got none. You're going to carry me today. I got no energy. All right, good, good. Let's do it, baby. Escondito. I'm down here. I'm at the Grand Comedy Club. I got, have you been down here, Escondito area?

0:39.2

Probably.

0:40.0

Where, where is it?

0:41.4

It's sort of like on the way to San Diego and then you take a left and you go up into the hills.

0:45.9

Yeah.

0:46.9

But there's a, it's a, it's very Latino, which they're my favorite crowds.

0:52.6

Latino crowds are the best.

0:53.7

Good save. Good save right there, yeah

0:55.7

And there was a woman in the front row last night

1:01.0

And she was pretty hot and she was Mexican and then she was just one of those people that wanted to be a part of the show

1:09.8

And she goes,

1:11.6

why don't you ask him what I did to him last night?

1:16.3

Like out of nowhere.

1:17.7

I'm just like she says it in front of, you know, 250 people.

1:21.3

I go, what did she do to you last night?

1:24.6

And he didn't answer.

1:25.5

And she goes, I squirted on him five times and i'm like five i go

1:32.0

maybe you squirted twice the other three you urinated on him and he was like were they a new couple

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