Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 299 2/1/2026

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Subscribe to Greg Fitzsimmons: https://bit.ly/subGregFitz Josh is the new Karen, a man gets intimate with his vacuum cleaner and Bill Belichick gets snubbed. From brutally honest stories about bombing on stage and the mental toll of stand-up comedy, to wild confessions about bad parenting, cheating exes, petty revenge, and Florida-level insanity, this episode spirals fast and never lets up.The guys rip through everything: pepper-sprayed protesters, Golden Globe pay-to-play politics, Jackie Robinson and sports history, the worst waiter in America, toxic tipping culture, relationship revenge psychology, and why ignoring your ex might be the most devastating move of all. Fitz drops legendary roast stories, unhinged analogies, and brutally funny takes on fame, failure, and modern culture.Dark, hilarious, uncomfortable, smart, and wildly unpredictable. If you love raw comedy podcasts where comedians say the quiet part out loud, this is one of the most chaotic Sunday Papers episodes yet. SPONSORS & SUPPORT THE SHOW Kalshi – The Largest Prediction Market in the U.S.Trade real-world events like elections, sports, weather, and pop culture outcomes.Get $10 to start trading when you sign up using the link below. http://kalshi.com/r/papers Fabric by Gerber Life – Term Life Insurance Made Simple Protect your family with affordable term life insurance in minutes. No health exam required.https://www.meetfabric.com/papers Quo – The Smarter Business Phone SystemNever miss a call, text, or customer again. Shared numbers, AI summaries, and team messaging in one app. Get 20% off your first six months.https://quo.com/papers Hosted by Greg Fitzsimmons & Mike GibbonsTopics include: stand-up bombing, cancel culture, parenting disasters, cheating revenge, Florida chaos, sports history, and absurd news breakdowns Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: Facebook: https://facebook.com/FitzdogRadio Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Official Website: http://gregfitzsimmons.com Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour Merch: https://bit.ly/GregFitzMerch “Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons” Book: https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82 “Life on Stage” Comedy Special: https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Watch more Greg Fitzsimmons: Latest Uploads: https://bit.ly/latestGregFitz Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/radioGregFitz Sunday Papers: https://bit.ly/sundayGregFitz Stand Up Comedy: https://bit.ly/comedyGregFitz Popular Videos: https://bit.ly/popGregFitz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.4	Sunday morning, I'm trying to find something to do.
0:33.8	It doesn't matter if the news is old or if it's new.
0:37.4	Sunday morning, I think I found something to do.
0:41.0	Read all about it.
0:42.3	Read all about it.
0:44.0	Fresh off the press is Sunday papers.
0:47.5	All the news you want to hear because you don't want to hear the other news.
0:51.8	Welcome.
0:52.5	Here's the sitch.
0:53.5	You listeners are in February.
0:56.7	It's February 1st Sunday.
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