Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 281 9/21/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The revolution will not be televised. But maybe it will be podcasted. Starbucks workers have to dress up, Zuckerberg fails with his AI glasses, and the koalas all have Chlamydia. Visit RocketRX now and use code PAPERS30 for 30% off your first order -⁠⁠ https://rebrand.ly/30a009⁠ Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Three to one,
0:01.2	Crinkle clap
0:03.4	It's Sunday papers
0:06.0	So get your act
0:07.8	Together neighbors
0:10.3	And face the fact
0:12.2	It's Sunday
0:13.6	Papers with Craig and Mike
0:16.3	I know what I like
0:18.5	Three two one Read all about it read all about it Sunday papers flopping on your patio
0:29.0	dogs grabbing it little slobber on the front page doesn't matter we got to watch what we say
0:35.3	we got to watch what we say today We got to watch what we say today. Be very careful.
0:39.4	They're coming for us.
0:41.5	First, they come for the comedians.
0:43.5	Is that with how that poem went?
0:46.0	You know, South Park didn't make their deadline, I guess.
0:51.0	Is that what it was?
0:51.7	Two weeks in a row.
0:54.8	Here's my weird thing, right? Of all times I wanted to see South Park and also like almost in the
1:00.5	moment because of the week's news, it's, it's forget. They're like, oh, they didn't make their air time.
1:08.3	There are no more air times. Exactly.
1:13.6	Go up any hour of any day.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Greg Fitzsimmons, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Greg Fitzsimmons and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.