Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 27 9/6/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Greg and Mike manage to deliver a tiger-focused story more outrageous than the latest Carole Baskin news. Mike shows continued support for the south, and we find out Greg's not so great with fax numbers. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Too lazy to read the Sunday Papers
0:04.0	You can listen to the Sunday Papers
0:08.0	Craig and Mike I want the Sunday Paper
0:12.0	Every weekday host the on the Sunday paper. Sunday paper.
0:13.0	Every week they host the Sunday paper.
0:16.0	If you want the news, we don't know who to believe and you have to laugh,
0:20.0	otherwise you might swing.
0:21.0	If you can listen to the Sunday Papers.
0:29.0	Read all about it.
0:31.0	Sunday Babers! Help me out! I'm a young kid. My dad's an alcoholic, my mom's a hooker, it's
0:38.8	1930, I need you to read the news motherfucker! I wish I joined you to read the news, motherfucker.
0:42.8	I wish I joined right now.
0:44.4	Now, here I am.
0:45.5	Hey, Greg.
0:46.9	Mike Gibbons, how are you?
0:48.1	How's your little foot?
0:50.0	So I started to tell you, as we were pressing record.
0:53.0	So this fucking piece of shit leg I have,
0:56.2	wow a lot of cursing out of the gate.
0:58.5	I had the bump on my leg which is just going away on its own.
1:02.0	They were right. Then I got stung by a stingray on the bottom of my right foot and you know me. Like I'm never ever sick and of course cut to next week. But then yesterday walking on the beach I felt like I stepped on a piece of glass like a wide one because they like grabbed all my toes. I'm like oh man and it was really painful and it was hitting all the toes and then I'm like I
1:25.9	looked down I'm like no I think it's a burr so it was a bee I stepped on a bee on
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