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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 260 4/13/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

It’s Mike’s birthday! Trump celebrates it by cutting Mike’s stock portfolio by a third. A dead man on a NYC subway has a rude awakening, and a FLA man gets violent at a lemonade stand. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram:  Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Read all about it.

0:09.0

Read all about it.

0:13.0

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0:16.0

Sunday papers.

0:19.0

Here comes my awkward one.

0:22.5

Three, two, one.

0:25.2

Read all about it.

0:26.6

Read all about it.

0:31.3

Sunday papers coming to you from the great state of Florida.

0:33.3

Here I am.

0:34.1

Florida.

0:35.7

Cloudiness.

0:36.9

Yes.

0:38.6

Oh, there's nothing worse. Here's the thing. Oh, there's nothing worse.

0:39.4

Here's the thing.

0:40.9

I'll take it though.

0:42.4

Here's what Florida has to offer you.

0:43.3

Good weather.

0:48.2

And when it's gray, you literally stand there going, what the fuck am I doing here?

0:56.6

I do have to say, like I get that little visceral and very physical reaction when I got off the plane when that it's there's no other way to describe it I mean other than humidity but when that

1:01.8

tropical feel hits you love it when you come out of like baggage claim or whatever like

1:07.5

it's you're like whoa you're you're, you're in a pretty different country here,

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