Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 244 12/22/24

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luigi Fever roars on and a dead bear falls on a hunter. Drones are droning on and you can now buy ammo from vending machines. Download the Gametime app and use code: Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hear ye, hear you, read all about it.
0:04.0	Sunday papers.
0:06.0	Got it, got it, got it.
0:08.0	You're in your bathroom, you got a dog.
0:11.0	You're petting him.
0:14.0	Me?
0:16.0	He fetches your paper, he brings it to you.
0:19.0	Three, two, one, and we're plugging in read all about it oh jesus
0:25.7	listen read all about it read all about it this is like the footprints poem where the man says god
0:35.3	how come when i do you know the footprints poem.
0:40.3	It's like I walk alone.
0:41.9	Wasn't Jesus carrying someone?
0:43.7	You walked beside me and there were two sets of footprints in the sand.
0:47.5	And then when things got bad at my life, there was only one set.
0:50.7	And you abandoned me.
0:51.9	Why did you do it, Jesus?
0:53.1	And he said, Jesus goes, I was carrying you
0:56.2	fuckface. He's just, you know what? He's vindictive. He's vindictive. He's vindictive. He's, he's petty. He is
1:08.4	insecure. He always wants to get credit.
1:12.5	He's jealous of other gods.
1:14.1	It's like the first commandment or the second.
1:16.5	He's furious.
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