Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 242 12/1/24

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Walmart woke and then fell back asleep, inmates are getting pregnant from separate prison cells and Harvey Weinstein is upset that his cell is too cold. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, I get my news from two old white guys zooming in from anywhere.
0:11.0	Disloid a man and hey, that's all folks.
0:15.1	You better take it easy.
0:19.2	Read all about it. There is. Read all about it.
0:21.7	There is.
0:22.6	Read all about it.
0:25.5	Okay.
0:26.6	Oh my God.
0:27.4	This is an exciting week.
0:28.3	We have a big announcement to make.
0:30.9	Happy Thanksgiving week, everybody.
0:33.3	Thanksgiving week, everybody.
0:35.0	Look at you guys.
0:35.8	Holiday weekend.
0:36.8	It all went well. No tension, no weirdness.
0:39.7	Family, no family drama. Smooth. Lots of alcohol. Lots of confessing. You know, I've always loved
0:46.4	you, but. Oh, that's an interesting twist. Yeah. Are you going to do, so in fairness, in full disclosure, we're recording this on the
0:56.7	Wednesday, on Thanksgiving Eve, do you go around the table and do what you're grateful for?
1:02.5	Yes. Oh, all right. Do you load up anything or you just wing it? Just wing it.
1:07.6	Kind of like the podcast. I think we should do it right now. Tell me what you're grateful for. I'm not ready to win. I don't wing it. Kind of like the podcast. I think we should do it right now. Tell me what you're grateful for.
1:12.0	I'm not ready to win.
1:13.0	I don't wing it.
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