Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 231 9/15/24

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	Read all about it. The Sunday papers, podcast about to get started.
0:07.0	Read the news at the current events.
0:10.0	Good for a life, but bad for common sense.
0:12.0	Great food service and Michael, baby. Good for common sense. Great fix and it might go give it
0:15.0	the Sunday paper the podcast about to begin.
0:18.0	Read all about it.
0:21.0	There he goes.
0:22.0	There he goes. Read all about it. We got a new hat. I got a new hat. Hey now, look at that.
0:28.0	What is the hat? Let me see this hat. It's your basic Sam Jackson kangle type of thing.
0:35.2	Not silver.
0:36.2	Not silver mesh. No, not maroon.
0:39.2	Although I just bought a new jacket today that's maroon kind of a bomber jacket kind of thing I'm
0:46.1	I'm in Chicago actually in Rosemont which is out by Chicago O'Hare Airport and I'm across from a big fancy mall.
0:56.3	And I woke up early this morning,
0:58.6	and I couldn't sleep, so I just walked over to the mall. but the mall doesn't open until 10.
1:04.2	So I sat, you got a cup of coffee and I sat from 9.15 till 10 o'clock for the stores to open.
1:11.2	And then I shopped for about an hour and a half that's how my day started.
1:14.4	You looked like the saddest mall walker.
1:17.8	That's right.
1:18.8	He was shut out like oh wait wait are we not walking this Thursday or Friday?
1:24.0	But my spleen hurts. Can we do it on Wednesday?
1:29.0	Surely Cinebon must have fired up their ovens by now.
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