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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 216 5/19/24

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Mike reads more unused jokes from the Brady Roast, we debate whether burritos are sandwiches and a woman has an emotional support goose. Also The Son of Sam thinks he’s Anne Frank and we say goodbye to Slim Shady.   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

And so they can't play it plays with me and I.

0:19.0

I go three, two, one.

0:20.0

Read all about it! Read all about it! Sunday papers.

0:29.2

Both guys in LA, are they in the same studio? No, do we have a studio?

0:33.6

We're not even in the same region.

0:36.3

Oh, I forgot.

0:37.2

Yeah, you're in, you're over there so much.

0:40.8

What's going on with you and Nashville? you seem to spend a lot of time there

0:46.6

this is Greg's way everybody of asking me to we have big big news we do not have to be big news. We do not have to make this is not big at this age. It's not very big news

1:00.5

Mike got an erection I got an erection that lasted more than four days.

1:06.0

So I called my doctor and he said they want to study me.

1:10.0

He said, what did you take and can you meet me at the CVS?

1:14.0

No, I got engaged, which I think is going to affect our year, your predictions, our New Year's predictions.

1:22.0

I believe I called it, right? I think you did.

1:27.3

Yeah. You've been very positive about that and encouraging a lot of years, I have to say.

1:33.0

Well, the moment I met Hannah, your lovely fiance, she's gorgeous, she's funny, She's sharp. She's successful and she is she's not perfect. She's a huge fan of yours. Yeah. But you know it is that she's dark.

1:54.4

She's got an edge to her that you don't expect from somebody from the South.

1:58.3

She very, in fact, all of her friends are New Yorkers, including.

2:05.0

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, like, you know, well, you know, Pam and John.

2:08.0

Yeah. You know, and so there's very much that, know sort of get it gets it.

2:14.7

Yeah, you know I'm biased I think I call it gets it.

2:18.8

Yeah, she gets it and yeah so now she's so now she has daughters one still in high school or both still in high school but one will be gone in the fall

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