Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 199 1/14/24

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Orthodox Jews are tunneling under Brooklyn, Christians are tearing through the Constitution and Epstein is behind the fall of more perverts. We defend Jo Koy and Daniel Tosh and attack Belichick. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't read a real newspaper I prefer the audio version Sunday papers
0:10.3	popcabreg your mic.
0:14.0	They do deliver.
0:16.0	They do deliver.
0:18.0	They do deliver. They do deliver.
0:19.0	Read all about it. Read all about it! Sunday Papers!
0:25.0	Coming to live from Los Angeles, California as well as Nashville, Tennessee.
0:31.0	Yeah, buddy. Hey now. Midwest cold. That's what we're calling this.
0:35.0	Midwest cold. It's unbelievable. How bad is it there?
0:39.0	It's not, it was a really rainy nasty day. No snow but snow apparently Monday I don't know I guess you're
0:48.6	you're heading to Chicago in theory I leave for Chicago we're recording this on a Friday late in the day
0:55.5	It's currently snowing in Chicago. It will snow until four in the morning. It also rain today
1:01.2	So as it dips into the 20s the rain will turn to ice. My flight
1:06.4	leaves at 9 a.m. on Saturday and Lord willing if the Lord Jesus Christ smiles upon me and is unaware of my masturbation,
1:15.9	the plane will land.
1:17.2	And I will tell jokes to people at the Den Theater.
1:20.3	You should let the other people know, other passengers that that flight is canceled just based on masturbation
1:28.8	If only I could do good with masturbation. Okay, can you imagine?
1:33.2	Why isn't there a world where masturbating
1:36.4	makes you money?
1:39.6	You would be rich.
1:45.0	What, why the finger pointing at me? Well, I just know that...
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