Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 190 11/12/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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No one wants to fight for the country anymore, Philly cops no longer need college degrees and Dr Ruth is back! She’s a survivor. Plus a man sits on his wife’s head and a wife drags her husband around by his arm in the window of her car. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's time to wake the neighbors. It's time for Sunday papers all the movers and all the shakers
0:06.9	Come on let's shout and read all about it. We all love fist dogs rage and gib and one lighters are always great no matter religion
0:14.8	race or age fits a pop a top of your mother's grave
0:18.7	Oh go go for it sir
0:21.2	789.
0:26.0	3, 2, oh no.
0:28.0	Read all about it. And there he goes.
0:30.0	Extra, Hot off the presses. about it's
0:33.0	extra hot off the presses Sunday papers
0:37.0	Welcome people
0:38.0	Hey now thank you for tuning in all right right. It's a good Sunday. We got nice weather here in
0:46.2	LA. We got a little Santa Ana wind blowing in. We got a change of seasons. I
0:50.5	don't like the dark, the early darkness makes me sad you know it always has my whole life but then I remember like I don't know you start that night earlier there's some pro, there's some pros. You like all of a sudden you're like,
1:05.3	ah yeah dinner, you start, everything's moved up for me and there's some good to that also, I think.
1:13.8	And it's because I'm getting old as fuck.
1:16.8	I think it's good for stand-up.
1:18.1	Like, some of these clubs have a seven o'clock show.
1:21.2	And there is nothing less, I don't know.
1:27.0	More demoralizing?
1:30.0	It's just people aren't in the mood. They're walking in they got sun on their face and all of a sudden somebody's making fun of their shirt while they eat chicken wings.
1:38.6	It needs to be dark and dirty.
1:41.0	Yeah. That's what I want.
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