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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 19 7/12/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2020

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Don’t miss what you missed this week as we cover the heat wave, Jada Pinkett Smith and The Catholic Church getting  a $3B Gov’t payout.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday Papers gonna make it all right

0:03.9

Sunday Papers gonna make it all right

0:07.9

Sunday papers gonna make it all right

0:12.0

Sunday papers after Saturday night.

0:17.0

Read all about it. Sunday papers are here.

0:20.0

I know you read Saturday's paper and you were like this seems not complete.

0:26.0

You read Tuesday's paper and you were like,

0:28.5

fuck man, I can't wait five days.

0:31.0

Well it's here, we're here. You heard... One of those were worth a

0:34.3

podcast. You're not like the Wednesday Papers. Yeah. Now it seems a little thin.

0:39.5

Sunday and by the way I think we're the only podcast that publishes on Sunday

0:44.6

Everybody else is like we'll do it on Monday. We'll give everybody overthinks it no you just fucking we do it

0:50.7

Sunday morning and instead of sitting there, and first of all, we're preaching to the unconverted

0:57.8

because most of you have never read a Sunday paper, but when you read the paper, you learn from your father as a kid that to turn the page on the Sunday Times

1:08.4

You have to you have to grasp the top corners and give it a flip and that's the only way you can turn the page

1:15.7

without it all crumpling and falling apart. I also got a lesson from my insane

1:21.0

father who read like at least at least three or four papers a day.

1:25.0

He gave me the subway tutorial on how to read a paper in the subway with

1:30.0

it was it was like folding like a magician would fold it like to pour milk in it to do a trick.

1:35.6

Yeah. You're folded both the whole thing it's like in quarters almost yeah and so you can read one panel at a time he's like this is how they were

1:45.2

designed and whatever I'm like 14 it's probably why I don't read. See I'm jealous that your dad's still

1:51.2

alive the worst thing about your father dying is that I've learned

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