Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 188 10/29/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

A pilot flys high on shrooms, some folks in Tenn are told by God to squat in a mansion, a man hires hookers for him and his horse and Kim Kardashian is peddling bras with fake nipples in them. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	They call it Sunday, but it's really Thursday.
0:04.0	They call it papers, but it's on the machine.
0:07.6	It's no more the news, and this song is a song.
0:12.0	But at least we have the correction.
0:16.0	I'll just make me one, two, three, clap.
0:19.5	One, two, three, clap.
0:22.1	Read all about it.
0:23.3	Oh, they'll read all about it.
0:26.1	Sunday papers.
0:28.3	In two different offices for some are a closet in an office,
0:32.0	even though we live a mile from each other.
0:34.1	Why aren't you here?
0:35.5	Boundaries. Boundaries.
0:41.0	Look at your maroon mug.
0:42.1	Hey, how's my name spelled on that mug?
0:48.1	Spell right.
0:49.2	It is.
0:50.6	Tiki. Tiki has one where there's no S.
0:53.3	I guess I don't know.
0:54.7	You leave off the last S for savings.
0:59.2	We're going to discuss merch later on.
1:00.9	We're going to talk about the Kardashians.
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