I'm accepting that, and then I'm pressing record check, check, check, check, check, check,

check, check, check, check, hey, now, hey, now, and then you're going to do a little

clapping clap, clapping and five, four, three, there you go, three, two, one, that's my

clap. Read all about it. Read all about it, y'all, read all about it, y'all, my

demons coming from Texas. Here, yeah, baby. That's the Texas accent, huh? How's

Texas? Is it hot? I can't hear you because it's so hot. That's how hot it is. Really? You

ready? I'm just going to, here we go. It is, what's today? Friday? Yep. Friday, and

it is 2 p.m. in the, two in the p.m. And I'm going to press this and local weather. Can

you read what it says? 105, baby. 105 degrees. That's all. But don't worry, it'll be 106.

I will check this by the end of the podcast. And back here in Venice Beach, California,

we got a smooth 79. Look at that. That's so pussy-fied. Kind of perfect. So wimpy. 79 for the

next five days. It's going to be in the hundreds here. It's, it's, listen, it's hot. I mean,

I've read about this happening across the country. Have you read about in these cities,

we're getting third-degree burns that have to be treated because of touching doorknobs? No

shits. So doorknobs to this hotel room is right over there. I touched it and fucking jumped.

Damn. Jumped back. Oh wait, hold on, hold on, wait. I fucked up. I didn't hit record on my,

on my audio player. It's all right. Just press record now. Okay. Do you have to clap?

One of you clap. One, two, three. And I'll do it the same. I don't know if mine matters. Three, two,

one. All right. We're not losing that gold that we just said. No, no, no, I was gold. We're

talking about the weather. Who doesn't want to hear that? This is the podcast for two old guys

talking about the weather for the first five minutes. But anyway, the doorknobs burned that hell

out of me. It didn't like, you know, not bad because I'm a little quicker. I think the people

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