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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 175 7/30/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

We start off funny, talking about syphilis, get funnier talking about Leprosy, bring it down to talk about the transcendent Sinead and then cheer you back up with some Sunday Funnies.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You look, you look like in that. You look like in that. Okay, you, you're pretty wide.

0:24.6

Okay, I go in a little tighter. Yeah. All right. I keep wanting to move this to move where you are,

0:36.0

but I think that's good. All right, let's clap it in. Three, two, one. There it is.

0:43.0

Read all about it. Read all about it in the same room. Jeepers. Okay. Extra, extra Sunday

0:50.4

papers coming from the same office. It's been a long time. I'm used to looking at the screen.

0:56.0

And now I'm looking at you. It's weird. Yeah. We were on the beach yesterday looking at each other.

1:01.6

Yeah. And then like a Dave and Steve's gave vacation. Well, what was funny is we were meeting

1:08.3

on the beach. And I got there about 10 minutes before you. And I just had, there was two spots

1:14.3

to sit. One of them had seven 10th graders girls. And I thought, all right, that's a bad

1:21.9

optic. And so instead I went to next to the lifeguard chair where there were three other men older

1:28.2

than me who were all to be to alone. And with varying degrees of the bald head with the man bun

1:34.5

in the back. One guy like you look very, you're, you had a speed of maybe a year and he looked dead

1:39.6

asleep. Yeah. There was that made me feel really old and kind of made me have a vision of what

1:46.9

the future holds where you just go to the beach alone. So I saw that vision for you because I came

1:52.9

up and I was finishing a phone call. And then I saw you. So I got to just watch you alone for a

1:58.6

little while before you saw me. And it was fascinating. Yeah. But we went in the ocean. We got

2:08.2

very worried because there's been a lot of stingrays attacks. Yes, because the warm water has arrived.

2:14.8

Even though it said it was 69, but it felt much warmer. And Sophie, my daughter was down at the beach

2:22.8

and she said she saw like two feet in the hot water in front of the lifeguard stands, which is what

2:28.0

the lifeguards do for people when they get stung. Yeah. You've been stung. I've never been stung. I

2:34.2

was stung. It, I mean, it can really hurt. I think I got lucky. But the guy goes, he goes, I can get

2:42.0

you hot water. It's like, you know, they have to drive it down here and goes, but do you live nearby?

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