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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 17 6/28/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Mike connects in from sunny Palm Springs, and a listener takes umbrage with Mike and Greg's understanding of that great female organ, the vagina.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yeah, what's you gonna do for the Sunday Papers?

0:09.0

What you gonna do for the Sunday Papers.

0:12.6

Welcome, welcome.

0:16.8

It's Sunday Papers.

0:18.5

I feel like I'm delivering something to you every week and I've got like a friend.

0:24.8

We're two paper boys.

0:25.8

Think of us as two paper boys.

0:27.4

Sure, okay.

0:30.9

You know we can...

0:31.9

Very removed from the content of what we're delivering.

0:35.3

Yeah, I was on bikes, throwing things on wet lawns.

0:39.8

Collecting. You gotta, I remember when you were a paper paper boy my brother was a paper boy for a minute and you know back then there was no credit cards and you just you had to actually show up to people's houses and ask them for cash to pay for the

0:54.2

fucking newspaper. Right, right, right, right. But also, very often paper

1:00.6

routes involve the parents, right?

1:04.0

Like in other words, they had to drive you

1:05.9

or if it was raining.

1:07.0

Yeah, right.

1:08.3

And also the one that I did out on Long Island, the parents had to get the papers.

1:15.0

Like how did the paper boys get all the papers?

1:18.0

You have to go somewhere, you have to pick them up, and then a lot of times you have to put the rubber band on and bag it. If it's raining out, you

1:26.2

got to bag it and the paper boys had to do that and then the parents would drive and the kid would

1:31.2

throw it out the passenger window. but then you had the kids that

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