Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 165 5/21/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2023

⏱️ 114 minutes

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0:00.0	You gotta play chalice in the night
0:02.0	But it's a try and play play play
0:04.0	Read all about it, read all about it
0:06.5	In the slime they make
0:08.8	Theydle the sheep they fly
0:10.9	자 chalice in the slime they make
0:14.0	Us a try and play play play
0:15.2	Read all about it, read all about it
0:18.0	It's great to be a try and play
0:20.1	Wait, start again because I didn't yell into the mic
0:22.9	Read all about it
0:24.4	Read all about it
0:26.9	Sunday paper is here
0:28.7	just like you asked for it. Week in, week out, whether you want it or not. We're coming
0:33.9	in your ears. We're going to find our way in. Mike Gibbons getting chia seeds out of his teeth.
0:39.1	Yes, they're out. They're healthy, man. They're out, but those little bastards.
0:43.7	Wait, what were you eating? I make a cereal. I put some chia seed, all sounds so soft, but
0:52.9	do you get more stuff stuck in your teeth the older you get? Oh, absolutely. I got one spot
0:57.4	right here. Every single thing I eat, I have to try to pick this out, and it's hard to get to.
1:04.1	Every meal. There is nothing off limits that I wouldn't use in my car to get to that. I have a spot
1:12.8	also. Oddly, it's the spot with the most space. It's almost like it shouldn't even get stuck in
1:20.5	there. I will use, oh my god, it's a bonus. If I see a Starbucks straw, you know, those little
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