Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike EP 155 3/12/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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We talk about tonight's’ Oscars and yesterday's Oscars. There are goats loose in San Francisco, cocaine leopards in Ohio and a woman in FLA caught with meth in a place only Fla Man should go. We do a quick (positive) review of Chris Rock's special and answer your questions. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, we got it, let's clap it in, clap, three, two, one, three, two, and that was perfect timing.
0:27.2	Read all about it, read all about it, fill it out if you inquire.
0:32.0	There he goes.
0:32.8	And the L.A. Times come together to present the Sunday papers.
0:38.0	Oh, yeah, this sounds low.
0:40.3	Are you? Okay, hold on.
0:42.2	Oh, not to any other human or dog within here listening.
0:45.9	I sounded love that's crazy.
0:48.0	Check, no, my headphones, it's my headphones.
0:50.8	They don't say I think it's daylight savings time.
0:52.6	It's in your head.
0:53.5	Happy daylight savings time, everybody.
0:55.5	Remember, you lost an hour.
0:57.8	You lost an hour.
0:59.3	And here's the thing that I've decided these days.
1:02.3	I've decided to lose masturbating.
1:04.8	That's 12 minutes.
1:06.4	And now I got 48 other minutes I need to get rid of.
1:11.0	So New York Times sent an alert or whatever the hell it is that the pros and cons,
1:17.6	you know, we're close to losing this daylight savings.
1:20.4	Yes.
1:22.0	But they they they were interesting arguments on both sides of which I probably won't remember
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