Sunday Papers w/Greg and Mike Ep 149 1/29/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This week we count down the time until Mike’s Adderall kicks in. McDonalds “rewards" a man with free food, a man is killed by his wife for sleeping with her grandma, a dog shoots a man and Trump is back on Facebook. Also, Marie Kondo has turned into a slob. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Read all about it, but the news is still coming to your life.
0:04.7	It's Sunday, hey.
0:06.1	My childhood herpes, my childhood herpes, my childhood herpes.
0:10.2	Calded to the shit in the shower.
0:11.9	My childhood herpes, my childhood herpes, my childhood herpes.
0:16.1	The breeze is for my giant.
0:18.0	Give me a crinkle, alright, here we go.
0:20.8	I'll try to put more food in your mouth as we start the fucking podcast.
0:25.1	Read all about it, read all about it.
0:29.1	Extra, extra from Portland, Oregon.
0:32.6	The weather report, bleak, colds.
0:36.6	Oh, you're not going to like it.
0:40.1	Um, let's do, even though we started, you moron.
0:43.8	Let's do the claps for audio.
0:45.8	Go ahead and do it.
0:49.0	One, two, three.
0:50.8	Oh, wait, I have to unplug.
0:52.1	Do it again.
0:52.8	Ah, shit.
0:54.2	Go ahead.
0:55.3	One, two, three.
0:57.5	Alright, here's mine.
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