Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 136 10/23/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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This week, we take Ellen down and put Corden up. The Girl Scouts cult is given $84M from MacKenzie Scott, and San Francisco is getting a $1.7M public shitter. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm off the presses
0:11.2	Hi, are you clapping in, Biotch?
0:15.4	Clap it in in 7, 8, 9.
0:22.4	All righty, 1, 2, 3.
0:26.2	Oh, you're such a pro.
0:28.4	Read all about it, read all about it.
0:31.7	Southern, Southern, even from America.
0:34.0	Dahmer's back in the news.
0:37.0	The people are still dead, but we're
0:39.3	entranced by this handsome young devil.
0:43.4	All right, I asked Olivia, my daughter,
0:46.4	said that kids in her school, she goes
0:51.0	to an incredibly woke school, like outrageously woke.
0:54.4	They're getting a lot of shade and in trouble
0:57.5	for dressing as Dahmer.
0:59.8	Well, who the fuck is dressing as Dahmer?
1:02.7	You mean for Halloween?
1:04.2	Yes, everyone is dressing as Dahmer.
1:07.6	So my question to you is that wrong, Greg?
1:10.8	Well, eBay, I just read that eBay is no longer selling the costume.
1:18.5	I mean, how does Dahmer dress?
1:20.2	He wears golf shirts and do they wear wigs, like blonde wigs?
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